Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

 AUDITION
July, 2010
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Venue:
Hackett Hall, Draper Street, Floreat

Edward Albee

Sue Hayward

Auditions will be held on SUNDAY 4th JULY commencing at 2pm, in the Green Room (Plovers Bar) Hackett Hall, Floreat, for Edward Albee's classic.

Cast required:
Martha            
Described by Albee as 'a large, boisterous woman, 52, looking somewhat younger. Ample, but not fleshy.'
George            
Her husband, 46. Thin; hair going grey.
Honey             
26, a petite blonde girl, rather plain.
Nick                
36, her husband. Blond, well-put-together, good-looking.

 American accents are required for all characters


 
The Director says:
"The above descriptions are the playwright's, not mine. I don't care whether you are blonde or brunette, thin, plump, balding or whatever. Nor do I care very much how old you are.
This play will be cast mainly on the chemistry of the actors involved. If sparks don't fly at audition you won't get the role, because on stage we are going to need lightning bolts - not just sparks. If you find it difficult to express real emotion on stage, then please don't waste your time coming.
Please make an effort to be familiar with the script before coming to audition. "

www.playlovers.org.au/VirginiaWoolf.htm

For more information contact the Director Sue Hayward on 9444 0986, or email her at justsuse2003@yahoo.com.au


The season will run from 3rd - 18th September 2010 (9 shows)


justsuse2003@yahoo.com.au

Sue Hayward

9444 0986

www.playlovers.org.au/VirginiaWoolf.htm

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Well, I was really quite
Author: Walter Plingette (not verified)
Date: 17/05/2010 - 16:40

Well, I was really quite interested in auditioning until I read that...
Maybe you should rethink your approach if you want actors to show up.


I can't see why actors wouldn't show up......
Author: MusicalMum
Date: 17/05/2010 - 17:30

....the Director's choice of words might be quite blunt, but she is being honest about what the needs are for the actors. Why is that a problem?

ETA: Woolf is a intense play, solely reliant on the "lightening bolts" between the characters. Not for the faint hearted or for the inexperienced actor. It's full on, flat out and requires a very high skill level to do it justice. I suspect Sue just wants to make sure that no one's time is wasted or anyone's hopes are raised if they are just not up to the task. There's just no room for flexibility or time to nurture along an inexperienced or less confident actor in a 4 hander like this one.

PS. I suspect Sue will have them turning up in droves for an opportunity to do this play.


Poor Little Plingette
Author: JustSuse
Date: 18/05/2010 - 00:46
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I'm sorry if my choice of words offends or hurts you Walter Plingette - you obviously don't know me. As MusicalMum says my words are blunt and honest....just like me. She is quite right, I won't have time to help actors take 'baby steps' along the way in this play, so I decided to be completely upfront about that from the outset. If my wording of the audition notice upsets you then it is probably best you don't come because, for sure, I'll upset you too. Oh, and judging by the response I've already had, I don't think I'm going to have too much worry about no-one turning up!
Can't really win in this game! We're condemned if we DON'T say exactly what we want, and we're condemned if we DO.
Ah well, that's showbiz!
Cheers, Sue.


Let's be frank
Author: Paul Treasure
Date: 18/05/2010 - 10:19

Sue said:
"I'm sorry if my choice of words offends or hurts you Walter Plingette - you obviously don't know me."

I would have said:
"I'm sorry if my choice of words offends or hurts you Walter Plingette - you obviously don't know THE PLAY."

Toughen up, Princess!
Quite honestly, if Sue just being brutally honest about what she needs puts you off, why were you even interested in doing such an emotionally confronting play.

By the way, I say congrats Sue on decideing that what Mr Albee thinks the characters should look like ain't as important as how well they work together.

Can't wait to see it!!!


Wow, we've all clearly
Author: Walter Plingette (not verified)
Date: 18/05/2010 - 10:58

Wow, we've all clearly missed my point...
All I meant is that there's more in that audition notice about the people she doesn't want to show up than the people she DOES want to show up. Does that make sense?
Please DON'T audition if you are the following:
a.
b.
c.
d.

How about:
Please DO audition if you the following:
e.
f.

Just a bit more positive Smiling
That is all I mean, let's all settle down.
And the words didn't upset me, I'm not as fragile as you all seem to have decided from a two line comment. Just put me off


Maybe Sue felt stating the "do audition" items would be....
Author: MusicalMum
Date: 18/05/2010 - 11:54

redundant because she expects you to know the play if you are auditioning. And if you know the play you will know exactly what it takes to play the characters.

Actually as Paul has so aptly implied if you found the tone of her audition notice off-putting and not "positive" then this is quite possibly not the play for you.

Have a look at the script or get a look at the Burton/Taylor film and Sue's notice will probably make a lot more sense. But really, she *has* given you exactly what you "do" need to be/have to audition.

As Sue has confirmed, encouraging people to audition is the least of her worries. In fact she is probably very deliberately trying to limit the number of auditionees in order to really focus on getting the right people.


'fraid I have to side with
Author: Garreth
Date: 18/05/2010 - 15:53

'fraid I have to side with the plingette on this one.

This play requires not just the ability to display an intense amount of emotion, but also requires sensitivity, an amount of sensitivity that this audition notice seems to lack.

I might add that to display "real" emotion on stage is not easy and requires alot of work from both director and cast. I think it is foolhardy and arrogant to assume that the actor is just going to turn up on the day and switch it on like a light switch.

What is more Plingette makes a valid point when they say that it could have been worded more positively. I feel this would have lead to giving the auditions a greater air of professionalism apart from also helping potential auditionees feel more at ease when they come in to audition.

One last question: Why would any director want to limit the number of auditionees? Again this is a foolhardy and arrogant comment. As a director I want to see EVERYONE because you never know who might suprise you. I think this is especially important when you state you need to find people with the right chemistry, rather than the right look. It could be that plingette is the next Blanchette or Ledger, but the director's choice of words have denied herself the opportunity to work with this actor.

And one final final question (promise); Do you expect musicalmum for everyone to be familiar with the script or movie before they have even read this audition notice? If not, how is plingette's comment redundant?


It's not "redundant"; never said it was......
Author: MusicalMum
Date: 18/05/2010 - 21:58

merely responded to it. As to why a Director might want to limit the auditionees, well I guess that's an 'each to their own' moment. You are entitled to an opinion that it is "foolhardy & arrogant" which is no more or less valid than my opinion that it is neither and that it is in fact realistic, practical and sound, not to mention fairer & more respectful of both those who are potentially suitable for a role and those who are not.

And whilst I respect your view that there may be that person who against all evidence to the contrary has the ability to play the role, I put it to you that it is almost never the case. And faced with the prospect of spending multiple hours or days allowing for that possibility is simply not always a luxury every Director can "afford".

In any event, the notion of limiting auditionee numbers being 'foolhardy and arrogant' is really a bit of a foolhardy one in itself. Auditionee numbers are limited every single time an audition is held in some way, shape or form - by gender, by age range, by skill set, sometimes by race, by vocal type, etc, etc, etc...........

So despite your claim you want to see "EVERYONE", that is not actually true. You don't want to see them if they are the wrong gender or if they cannot sing & you're casting a singing role or they're a child and you need a mature adult with life experience, or a non-dancer for 42nd Street chorus, now do you? So I think it's pretty rich you asserting the idea as foolhardy or arrogant.

Sue's audition is a great example. Really complex, challenging & difficult show. Consequently she is going for an audition process where needs to spend considerable time with the auditionees; a work-shopping type situation. Now, if she just says, "come one, come all" and ends up with enormous numbers of people there, she will not be able to work with them in the way she needs to. She might have to go through multiple numbers of 'sifting' sessions in order to get to the people who are true contenders.

It's all very self-righteous and politically correct to say that that is what she would do. But back on earth where she has a life beyond her unpaid commitment to community theatre, I think it is entirely reasonable to forewarn people of the level of skill and where they are expected to be in their development as actors in order to give people a way to make an informed choice as to whether this is an audition they want to do. In fact given that Sue is taking the focus off age and look, it is even more crucial for her to give some sort of 'criteria' for people to use when deciding whether or not to audition.

And going back to my original comment. I still believe that if anyone was so put off by the wording of Sue's notice then I seriously doubt them being a good fit for this particular work and vice versa.

Cheers! Smiling


Hmmm
Author: Logos
Date: 18/05/2010 - 16:47
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I was going to buy into the debate and then decided not to.

All the best Sue with your audition and your production. I actually am once again finding myself wishing I lived in Perth because I would love to light this show. Hell, I've always wanted to direct it.

Is that all there is? Well if that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing.
www.tonymoore.id.au


Plenty of room for you in
Author: jeffhansen
Date: 18/05/2010 - 18:52
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Plenty of room for you in Perth Tony. How exciting can Adelaide be anyhow?

www.meltheco.org.au


Well ...
Author: Logos
Date: 19/05/2010 - 15:24
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... we do have the Adelaide Festival and the Fringe Festival. Second biggest in the world. Although the last Fringe nearly killed me.

Is that all there is? Well if that's all there is my friend, then let's keep dancing.
www.tonymoore.id.au


maybe more exciting than
Author: Robert J Whyte
Date: 18/05/2010 - 19:06
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maybe more exciting than here obviously people have nothing better to do than bitch about Sue Hayward's right to word her audition anyway she damn well pleases!


LOL!
Author: MusicalMum
Date: 18/05/2010 - 21:58

Smiling


How Interesting
Author: JustSuse
Date: 19/05/2010 - 00:34
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I'm absolutely fascinated by all this. It appears I had motives and unexpressed reasons of all sorts that I was completely unaware of when I worded my audition notice the way I did!
For the record. It was NEVER my intention to use my wording as a means of limiting the number of auditionees - I'm always happy to give anyone and everyone a go. I was merely stating facts - if you find it difficult to express emotion on stage, then you will not be much use to me. I didn't say that they will have to emote all over the place and have tantrums and produce floods of believable tears in a roomful of total strangers. They won't. And to be honest, anyone who thinks that doing so will impress me can think again.

People have read a great deal more into my words than they were meant to contain - yet another example of how intention and interpretation of the written word can be misconstrued.

Would everyone please settle down. I will gladly audition everyone who turns up. But only four roles are available, and I will select the four people whom I consider are best suited to those roles. They will be four people who can demonstrate - to my satisfaction - that they can show the sort of 'real emotion' on stage that I am looking for.
If that is arrogant Garreth, then yes, I'm an arrogant Director. To do otherwise would be just plain stupid in my opinion, and I hope I'm not that.
Cheers, Sue.


If you expected your actors
Author: Garreth
Date: 19/05/2010 - 01:30

If you expected your actors to turn it on and off like a lightswitch, that would be arrogant. That is what I said... So are you saying you do expect them to switch it on and off like a light switch?

Maybe I'm just afraid of living life without false illusions?

Anyway, there's not much point in continuing this on, all I wanted to do was to jump up and suggest that maybe "plingette" has a point. I stand by that.


 Virgin on the rediculious
Author: JoeMc
Date: 19/05/2010 - 09:43

 This is all like virgin on the rediculious.

 Great Audition publicity Sue!  Eye-wink

 

 

 

 


Fascinating
Author: Rapunzel
Date: 19/05/2010 - 11:13
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This is fascinating...personally I'd be jumping up and down in anticipation of the auditions if I lived in WA (and brushing up on American accents). Personally I don't see anything wrong with the audition notice, but life would be boring if we all agreed all of the time wouldn't it?! Eye-wink

"Life is too short to stuff a mushroom"


I think this has been a
Author: Daniel Kershaw
Date: 19/05/2010 - 11:22

I think this has been a ploy by Sue to get as many hits on the audition notice as possible. It's already into the 400s.

Walter Plingette is probably Sue's alter ego. So, a good way to get good views is to have a fierce argument with yourself.

Good luck with the show Sue.


You have a wicked mind.
Author: JustSuse
Date: 19/05/2010 - 14:19
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Not even I would be that devious Daniel.
Please don't start another mad argument - this has all got way out of proportion.

All I want is four really good actors to play four great, and very difficult, roles in one of the best plays ever written (IMHO of course). I have wanted to direct this play for a long time, and now that I have been given the opportunity I am determined to do my absolute best to do justice to Albee's magnificent script.

That's all. I have no hidden agenda. I'm just a funny little old fat woman who loves the challenge of doing something difficult. This play is definitely going to be difficult - for me, and for the actors. I'm looking for four actors who feel the same way about it.

Now can we end all this nonsense? Please?
Oh, and thank you to all the people on this string who have wished me well. I appreciate it.
Sue.


You go Sue!
Author: MusicalMum
Date: 19/05/2010 - 17:54

It is a superb play. All the best with auditions, casting & production!


I cannot even begin to
Author: Someone who is fed up (not verified)
Date: 22/05/2010 - 18:17

I cannot even begin to descibe how annoying it is to see audition notices or review pages being ruined by people making stupid remarks. I know this is a site for amateur theatre, but there is no need for so many people to act like amateurs and destroy each thread. What i'd give for the website team to watch more closely, and remove some of the crap that people publish. Not to mention random comments being made that are not even linked to the original topic!?!?

Yes Su could have re-worded her original notice blah blah blah. For those offended by Su's choice of words, I very much doubt that it was to cause upset so dry those tears. To the person who made the original petty remark, despite saying you are not that upset, you are still returning to the thread to see who has said what. You have already stated that you are not going to audition so move on and toughen up princess!! Either nut up or shut up!

And in response to another earlier comment...YES, REAL actors CAN turn it on and off like a lightswitch!!

I won't be returning to see who says what in response like a lot of people do on here from what I can see so save it for someone who cares.


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