You're insane - Mad - Don't even try to blame it on Phil Collins! . . . Top Secret. Agent Jackie reporting . . . A man

named Victor has discovered our global conspiracy - He has worked out the secret plan behind the relentless barrage

of tedious gameshows, sitcoms, Sting and Phil Collins flying through the electromagnetic ether - Luckily, at the

moment everyone thinks he is a nutter - I have tracked Victor to a small flat in Perth where he is staying with his

cousin - We can 'eliminate' him there. . . Message ends.

Wired is a subversively funny play about love, the media and love of the media bought to you by the writer and director

of last years Blue Room production "Shooting Star".

To quote Kurt "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you!"