Ever since he wet himself in front of the entire school during the year two Nativity play, Zack Adams knew he was destined for greater things. He decided he was put on this earth for one purpose: To perform. But through a series of strange events involving Dancers, Darncers, Drama Schools, Dodgy Airlines, Auditions, Fenders, Funerals, Foreign Countries, Big cities, Cheap Laughs, Stand-up and Reality TV; Zack slowly learns that being a super-famous actor is actually going to be really hard work. Zack is not without talent, passion or ambition. He is, however, without a girlfriend, a job, a single clean dish, or a clue.