In the program of Moat Festival 2010 to delight and enthral you this year is The Most Excellent and Lamentable Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet, which promises a delicious post-modern look at the star-crossed lovers caught in the midst of a family feud.

Let us eat cake! Now!
We are young and our tongues are full of sweet buds
and we long to eat sweet mud cakes!
Whatever it takes! Whoever bakes them!
No matter how much they plague us in the morning
and make us wish we never ate them! Let us eat cake! Now!
(And pay for our gluttony later.)